'When Alice met Baphomet' dark Alice in Wonderland Artwork

In a multiverse far away….

“This peculiar forest, all skeletal trees and shadows that writhe like forgotten thoughts, is rather more… pointy than the Tulgey Wood. And you, my dear sir, with the head of a goat and those rather dashing wings, are you by any chance the proprietor of this particularly grim tea party? Your eyes, they hold such ancient mischief, quite unlike the Red Queen's simple fury; yours is a gaze that promises riddles far more intricate than "Why is a raven like a writing desk?" And that peculiar flame between your horns... does it offer delightful crumpets, or perhaps a rather more existential sort of enlightenment? One does feel a touch underdressed for this occasion, lacking a proper ceremonial dagger, but I daresay my curiosity is sharp enough. So, tell me, Mr. Baphomet, what sort of impossible things do we believe before breakfast in this delightfully unsettling corner of… well, everywhere?”